Last time I told you about terms that you SHOULD use on the internet i.e. lagfag. Now, I'm going to tell you about the words that you should NEVER use as they make you look STUPID.
1) Fack,Feck,Fck,Fcuk
All these words are used in place of 'fuck', usually by children who do not have the guts to swear. Fack, feck and fck do not offend people; frankly, it does the opposite. Anyone with an IQ over 100 will laugh when they see 'feck'. Fcuk on the other hand, is a brand of clothing, which to be honest, is not very comfortable. Don't be one of the people using fack/feck/fck/fcuk, it's just plain stupid.
2) Retarted
Come on. I'm sure people who suffer from mental retardation know how to spell this one. Retard[suffix]. It's that simple. A tart is a delicious pastry, usually very high in carbs. A retard is someone who uses the term 'retart'.
3)lol
It's not a bad acronym. It's just misused often. lol - laugh out loud; it implies that something funny has occurred.
Usage of "lol"
a) Jerry's fart sounds like a smoke grenade. lol. [correct - a smoky fart is indeed funny]
b) Jerry's fart smells like shit. lol. [incorrect - if you can smell shit, you should be running away, not laughing]
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