Potato chips =]

Potato Chips
-Henry

Potato chips, potato chips;
Your fats and things
that plague my hips.
Humpty Dumpty, Lays and more
I'll look just like
a giant whore.

I'd rather you be trans fats free
It'll make us happy, you and me
It'll slim us down,
We'll see our feet;
It'll cut down all our excess meat
(which on the bus, will clear up seats)
So just sit down and hear me out
Unless you'd like to see me pout.
These chips of yours that line our shelves
that'll send us on our way to hell.

Instead, lets have some nice fresh fruit
An alternative; a healthy route.
An apple, orange, a kiwi too
Don't you know it's good for you?

Internet Gaming Terminology

For as long as anyone can remember, the online gaming scene has been plagued with idiots who insist of manipulating the English language for reasons known only to them. These manipulations consist mainly and solely of words created to compensate for the stupidity of the player and their lack of an extensive vocabulary. For people like you and I (the smart ones), we dislike using these new words, but we must learn them so that we may communicate with these online savages. When in Rome!

The following is a list of gaming terms that one MUST KNOW in order to successfully blend in with the cyberscum.

gg - stands for 'good grief'; usually used to describe an undesirable situation
"gg, that idiot has no idea what he's talking about"

lolphag (aka lolfag, fag, dumbass etc) - someone who annoys you
"This guy's such a lolfag, he's turning right when he should clearly be turning left.

faglump - this one is commonly mistaken with lolphag. A faglump is someone who doesn't know what they're doing. As a result, they suck at the game
"This faglump needs to get some skills"

lagfag - originated from lag and fag. describes someone who does not have highspeed internet.
"lagfags like you need to stop using dialup and switch to T1"

sphigglesnump - a very common term; used to describe a person who looks like Brad Pitt in a banana costume
"Check out that sphigglesnump's awesome pineapple costume"

Good news! Those are all the online gaming terms you'll ever encounter in your life!
As you can see, these words make absolutely no sense whatsoever but sadly, they exist. However, it is absolutely necessary to add these terms to your vocab list so you may have a successful gaming career.

Now that you've learned everything you need to know, go play some CS1.6 you faglump!

Back from Geneva

Just got back from Geneva park, was really fun, very tired, no can type proper sentence.

But seriously though, it was a lot of fun and it was a great experience. It'll definitely be something I'll remember for almost the rest of my life.

Day 1 was pretty much the bulk of the trip. Once we got there, we checked into our rooms and immediately proceeded to eat lunch (a really fancy vegetable pizza and this weird burrito roll sandwich thing =S). After that, we moved onto the actual leadership activities; we went into a conference room and conferenced (duh) for about an hour or two. Then we went into the forest to play some 'trust developing' and 'team' games which consisted of low rope courses and balancing beams. Sounds boring but it's really fun with friends. Trust me. 2 hours later, we we're back in for dinner (roast beef, garden salad and potatoes yum! ^^) and had another conference then after (comprised mainly of acting, singing and Lego). Then it was free time which was comprised of volleyball, movies, food and intense chillaxing till around 5 or 6 in the morning. Then we went back to our rooms for about an hour of sleep before breakfast.

Day 2: I woke up a bit earlier than most people and went out for a bit of a walk. Although it was freezing cold, I found it to be a refreshing experience; the scenery was amazing and there was nothing but a sense of tranquility. About an hour later I went back for breakfast, which was absolutely delicious. Bacon, sausages, eggs, cereal and some other stuff. After, we had some more free time and a final conference before checking out and going home.

The trip back was definitely more fun that the trip to; as a whole, the entire group was definitely tighter knit and was as if we've known each other for months.

That was my trip, now if you'll excuse me, I definitely need some more sleep =]

Pre-midlife crisis

My grades are slipping, my life has lost its sparkle, and in a way, I've lost the will to live.

Will I kill myself? Naww :D Have I been diagnosed with clinical depression? Probably?

But seriously folks, there's nothing for me to look forward to; I've seen my future and it looks as dull as a rock.

/sad face =(

Stressin' and depressin'

So little time, so much to do (I'd rather spend my days with you =] )

With university applications around the corner, graduation photo/message deadlines approaching and the oh-so-common massive amounts of homework to complete, I'm barely managing to keep myself from drowning in the proverbal sea of stress. To make it even worse, I have to spend a precious weekend at a freakin' retreat in the middle of nowhere for my leadersh*t class! Of course, it makes perfect sense; you can never truly be a leader until you've been to the middle of nowhere doing absolutely nothing important.

That's all. It's like my posts are getting shorter. shorter, repetitive and incomplete. shorter, repetitive and incomple