For as long as anyone can remember, the online gaming scene has been plagued with idiots who insist of manipulating the English language for reasons known only to them. These manipulations consist mainly and solely of words created to compensate for the stupidity of the player and their lack of an extensive vocabulary. For people like you and I (the smart ones), we dislike using these new words, but we must learn them so that we may communicate with these online savages. When in Rome!
The following is a list of gaming terms that one MUST KNOW in order to successfully blend in with the cyberscum.
gg - stands for 'good grief'; usually used to describe an undesirable situation
"gg, that idiot has no idea what he's talking about"
lolphag (aka lolfag, fag, dumbass etc) - someone who annoys you
"This guy's such a lolfag, he's turning right when he should clearly be turning left.
faglump - this one is commonly mistaken with lolphag. A faglump is someone who doesn't know what they're doing. As a result, they suck at the game
"This faglump needs to get some skills"
lagfag - originated from lag and fag. describes someone who does not have highspeed internet.
"lagfags like you need to stop using dialup and switch to T1"
sphigglesnump - a very common term; used to describe a person who looks like Brad Pitt in a banana costume
"Check out that sphigglesnump's awesome pineapple costume"
Good news! Those are all the online gaming terms you'll ever encounter in your life!
As you can see, these words make absolutely no sense whatsoever but sadly, they exist. However, it is absolutely necessary to add these terms to your vocab list so you may have a successful gaming career.
Now that you've learned everything you need to know, go play some CS1.6 you faglump!
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