If you came here looking for fictional beer, I'm afraid you've coming to the wrong blog. As for pictures of Duff, you're better off with google. If you came here looking for D.U.F.F. then you are at the right place.
D.U.F.F.
The concept just blows my mind. What does it stand for? Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Ring any bells? No? Allow me to coninue.
In a group of hot chicks, there is always one ugly fat chick that tags along. She is usually referred to as the DUFF. Her primary objective is to make the hot chicks look even hotter. Her secondary objective? Scapegoat. If a nerdy guy approaches, it is the DUFF's job to distract him so that the hot chicks may escape.
Does this sound cruel? I guess. Does this sound realistic? Absolutely fucking positively. Think about it. In every group of hot girls is an ugly one.
This brings me to the second part of my investigation. HOW? How do DUFF's exist?
This question brings me to the clean streets of Toronto. After walking around a parking meter for about half a minute, I came to my conclusion. This is a matter of relativity. A group of girls is never equally hot; some are less hot than others. In the eyes of a man, the least attractive female in a group, even if they were attractive alone, will be deemed the DUFF.
That's all.
Remember DUFF's. It's not your fault, it's your friends'. Find some new friends.
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